Confucius say:

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.

Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without.

A man who has committed a mistake and doesn't correct it, is committing another mistake.

When you see a man of worth, think of how you may emulate him.
When you see one who is unworthy, examine yourself.

We take greater pains to persuade others that we are happy than in endeavoring to think so ourselves.

When you know a thing, say that you know it; when you do not know a thing, admit that you do not know it. That is knowledge.

It is better to light one small candle than to curse the darkness.

It does not matter how slowly you go so long as you do not stop.

Mankind differs from the animals only by a little, and most people throw that away.

If you give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. If you teach a man how to fish, you feed him for a lifetime.

Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.

Man who sinks into woman's arms soon ends up with arms in woman's sink

It is better to lose a lover than love a loser.

Never argue with a fool...he may be doing the same thing.

 
It's ok to let a fool kiss you, but don't let a kiss fool you.

Man who flies plane upside down have crack up.

OK, that's the end of the vanilla section.

And there's more, but only if you've got a broad mind and like a good laugh.